Airukuhz

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Season 1 - John Locke by Airukuhz, literature

My Man by Airukuhz, literature

Your Biggest Fan by Airukuhz, literature

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Your Biggest Fan

I love you more than life itself My devotion is unsurpassed I would follow you anywhere I'll wait for you forever Now you may be wondering why I love you more than life itself You bring joy to my empty heart And the tall tree in your front yard Is great for watching you undress My breath clouds your bedroom window I love you more than life itself Oh, and I saved your chewing gum Boy your skin sure looks good on me The police sure don't have a clue I will finally die happy I love you more than life itself.

Sweet Septicemia by Airukuhz, literature

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Sweet Septicemia

I got shot and it's infected Dug the bullet out by myself Hurt pretty bad but I don't care At least the damn thing's outta there Some people ask and I tell them I got shot and it's infected Thought I was good for a while But then I saw those bright red streaks Fever set in soon after that My buddy dragged me to the doc I got shot and it's infected Doc said, "Boy, you're dumb as a rock!" So he gave me some real good dope I'll lay up, take it, and I'll hope I'll be able to say I lived I got shot and it's infected.

The Pureblood of Aesir, ch. 5 by Airukuhz, literature

Ahfdensen's Exorcism by Airukuhz, literature

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Ahfdensen's Exorcism

Okay, so. I was originally intending for this to be a parody of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, but sadly, I could not summon my creative muses for this particular task. So instead I just kinda went with what I had (i.e. a hilarious series of drawings of the boys all decked out in corsets and the like) and eventually ended up with an OMG WHAT IF OFDENSEN WAS POSSESSED AND HAD EVIL POWERS AND PICKLES PREFORMED AN EXORCISM??!! This is how the tale unfolds. XD Disclaimer: Dethklok, Metalocalypse and all of their affiliates belong to Brendan Small and Tommy Blacha. ----------- “Why’s we gots to wear dis corsets, Nate’ns?”

The Pureblood of Aesir, ch. 4 by Airukuhz, literature

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The Pureblood of Aesir, ch. 4

Chapter Four: Holy Shit, He Wasn’t Kidding… It was Pay-Per-View night at Mordhaus. This grand event occurred once a week, and last week it’d been Pickles’s choice. He’d chosen Friday The 13th. Sure, it wasn’t quite as brutal as to meet Dethklok’s standards, but Pickles tried to defend the movie, claiming that it was a cult classic and you ‘don’t fuck with th’legends, douchebags’. So they’d all watched it anyway, not really liking it but not completely hating it, either. The only one who seemed to actually enjoy it was Toki, who’d proclaimed that he was going to be Jason for nex

The Pureblood of Aesir, ch. 3 by Airukuhz, literature

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The Pureblood of Aesir, ch. 3

Chapter Three: Dey’s Gonna Finds Out Soons Enough, So Why Not Just Tells Dem Now? The weeks crawled by, progress was made on the new album thanks to Nathan’s life-sucking-parasite-legless-chick-boxer-blood-and-guts-explosion inspiration, and the Pureblood Of Æsir continued to grow, much to superficial Skwisgaar’s utter dismay. Of course, Toki could tell right away when the Swede walked into the rehearsal hall on a particularly warm day wearing a loose-fitting black turtleneck that he hadn’t worn since last winter, as accustomed to his usual skintight, tucked-in tank top. So, so blatantly obvious—Skwisgaar reall

The Pureblood of Aesir, ch. 2 by Airukuhz, literature

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The Pureblood of Aesir, ch. 2

Chapter Two: You’s Gonna Be A Daddies! His dream had been pleasant at the beginning, light and airy, not obnoxiously happy-prancy-fag-gay-flowery-meadow airy, but rather a serene sort of whiteness that made him feel safe, invincible. He relished in the sensation while he sat atop a cloud and played his guitar, no amp present that he could see and yet the sound ringing out with an unparalleled clarity. Yes, it was a simple dream, this floating whiteness, but it felt nice all the same. Skwisgaar didn’t have much to make him feel nice in the waking world, so this was especially lavished upon. As he played, he drifted; the cloud he sa

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Season 1 - John Locke by Airukuhz, literature

My Man by Airukuhz, literature

Your Biggest Fan by Airukuhz, literature

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Your Biggest Fan

Sweet Septicemia by Airukuhz, literature

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Sweet Septicemia

The Pureblood of Aesir, ch. 5 by Airukuhz, literature

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May 21
United States
Deviant for 16 years
www.fanfiction.net/u/928422/fullmetalfan91
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Favourite genre of music: METAL BITCH. Except that grindcore/black metal shrieking shit. That's a big no.
Favourite photographer: Andres Serrano. And TITTIES! <3
Favourite style of art: Anything of a morbid and socially questionable nature
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: Dell Jukebox (20 GB, bitches.)
Wallpaper of choice: SQUISHY JUMPING! XD
Skin of choice: Mine, because human flesh is just so stretchy and versatile and fun!
Favourite cartoon character: MURDERFACE! XD

Favourite Visual Artist

Dick Starr

Favourite Movies

Ginger Snaps, Juno, Fear Dot Com, Grandma's Boy, Knocked Up, Hangman's Curse

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Dir en grey, Rammstein, Otep, Metallica, Kittie, Arch Enemy, Amon Amarth, Rob Zombie, Dethklok

Favourite Writers

Annette Curtis Klause, Edgar Allen Poe, Holly Black

Favourite Games

Tomb Raider and BloodRayne

Favourite Gaming Platform

PS2

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Current Favorite Song: "Innocence"--Seether

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Airukuhz

Feb 15, 2011

The Gloriously Sloppy Faces

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Totally snatched that title from one of the DJs (Dan Near?) on SIRIUS' Classic Vinyl station. Lol. Anyway. I feel like time is speeding up more and more each day and I'm not keeping up. I'll be 18 in May. My friends and I are all graduating this spring, and just thinking about it quite frankly gives me the ol' tight chest and blurred vision. I haven't cried since one really bad bout of PMS about a year ago. I am not a crier. But I will definitely shed a few at graduation, because I know everyone around me will be bawling. I don't want to see my mom that day; she will be a mess. Huuuh, lemme see if I can dredge up some lighter topic of discus

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Airukuhz

Sep 15, 2009

Not About Patrick Swayze!

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...though his untimely death has saddened me. D: HOLY SHIT. OKAY. I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO POINT OUT THAT SHOULD THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS SERIES ("City of Bones", "City of Ashes", and "City of Glass" by Cassandra Clare) EVER BE MADE INTO A MOVIE, MIYAVI IS CLEARLY THE ONLY CHOICE FOR MAGNUS BANE. YES, I'M TALKING TO YOU, "omg cris angle is so hawwttt he shuold like ttly be magnus!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Sep 14, 2009

I keeled him, Ponyboay!

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Okay, so. I woke up on Saturday morning with a cold that's lingered all weekend. I had a fever last night, though. I was half-convinced I'd picked up that dreaded SWINE FLU OH LAWDY WHITE JEEZUS MAH BABY'S GONNA DIEEEE!!! What the hell? Seriously, I'm not paying attention as I write this. Between watching a 1980s-aged C. Thomas Howell get 'drowned' in a park fountain and thinking of story scenes and incorrect guitar tabulature, I have little attention span to spare for a measly journal entry. "Johnny, I think I'm gonna be sick..." "Go ahead, man, I ain't gonna look atch'ya..." "I keeled him, Ponyboay. I keeled that Soc!" XD Sorry. Movie